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PostSubject: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:23 am

After having a long ass talk with Jack and Cai over msn about sex I thought about making this topic.

O_O C'mon you prudes...What do you like during sex?
Positions, what gets you off, etc...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:36 am

Doggy.
Puppy( girl laying on her stomach, ass tilt, ass cheek spread).
cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:43 am

I like it if she licks my brown eye.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:23 pm

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I like it if she licks my brown eye.

Which doesn't occurs a lot.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:58 pm

No but really, I like most positions even the fucking missionary even though that sounds dull as all hell. Preferably the one (can't remember the name) where you spoon from behind, or possibly the missionary but with her legs on your shoulders. Doggy's always welcome too ofc.

What turns me on? Dirty talk along with a blowjob to start things off and I'm there.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:18 pm

Aye you have a lot off different kinds of missionary...If you got a bit of imagination than missionary ain't that dull.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:37 pm

I like being the pitcher and never been the catcher and I'm talking girls softball only. k Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:02 pm

Heero Valentine wrote:
After having a long ass talk with Jack and Cai over msn about sex I thought about making this topic.

O_O C'mon you prudes...What do you like during sex?
Positions, what gets you off, etc...

I'm curious about the long conversations you guys had, can u post it here, pl0x?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:36 pm

Eh I don't mind posting it...You'd just need Cai's and jack's consent.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:54 pm

wen a girl knows how to do a godamn good cowgirl or reverse cowgirl
doggy-style
missionary wen the chick holds her legs back for ya
a good blowjob dont hurt neithar yo
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:55 pm

Heero Valentine wrote:
Eh I don't mind posting it...You'd just need Cai's and jack's consent.

Or do what Heero usually does... get them to check if the rag smells like chloroform.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:02 pm

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Heero Valentine wrote:
Eh I don't mind posting it...You'd just need Cai's and jack's consent.

Or do what Heero usually does... get them to check if the rag smells like chloroform.

Heh my best mate had a brilliant idea...And it involved a lie and a gasmask.


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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:20 pm

Desperate perhaps?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:44 pm

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Desperate perhaps?

No, actually it was my idea. I'm not desperate for sex, but ironically a found believer of virginity till marriage. (in before "You're gay, aren't you?" and "Ha! You can't get a girl!").

The full plan is scouting a bus stop. As soon as there's just one woman at the stop; you wait for about two minutes and then approach her. Make sure you're wearing a long trench coat and a gas mask. Bring a second gas mask, rigged with chloroform filled filters for your victim. You'll proceed to walk towards her, and ask her whether she hasn't heard yet. You'll pass her the gas mask and tell her to wear it. If she doesn't want to - start explaining that North Korea attacked the US.. With nuke's. Some countries have already been faded off the map; and that the mask is a precaution to prevent inhaling nuclear particles. No need to say anything after the puts the mask on - she'd faint in a matter of seconds. Quickly get the mask off her head (a high dose of chloroform can be lethal!) and then drag her to your car. Just pretend she has fainted when people are giving you weird looks. Put her in the front seat; tape her hands and legs together and have a chloroform drenched rag ready in case she wakes up. Make sure you calm yourself down before driving off - driving like a jack ass will catch you some unwanted attention. Also make sure you put a seatbelt around the girl. Now drive to the nearest abandoned location; put her in the trunk, and DON'T TAPE HER MOUTH! If she'd vomit with the tape on she WILL die! You may be a psycho for doing this; but you're probably not a necrophile!

Now do what you want! Have fun
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:53 pm

What do you plan on doing upon completion of said operation?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:57 pm

NiveaForMen wrote:
freestyler_3 wrote:
Desperate perhaps?

No, actually it was my idea. I'm not desperate for sex, but ironically a found believer of virginity till marriage. (in before "You're gay, aren't you?" and "Ha! You can't get a girl!").

The full plan is scouting a bus stop. As soon as there's just one woman at the stop; you wait for about two minutes and then approach her. Make sure you're wearing a long trench coat and a gas mask. Bring a second gas mask, rigged with chloroform filled filters for your victim. You'll proceed to walk towards her, and ask her whether she hasn't heard yet. You'll pass her the gas mask and tell her to wear it. If she doesn't want to - start explaining that North Korea attacked the US.. With nuke's. Some countries have already been faded off the map; and that the mask is a precaution to prevent inhaling nuclear particles. No need to say anything after the puts the mask on - she'd faint in a matter of seconds. Quickly get the mask off her head (a high dose of chloroform can be lethal!) and then drag her to your car. Just pretend she has fainted when people are giving you weird looks. Put her in the front seat; tape her hands and legs together and have a chloroform drenched rag ready in case she wakes up. Make sure you calm yourself down before driving off - driving like a jack ass will catch you some unwanted attention. Also make sure you put a seatbelt around the girl. Now drive to the nearest abandoned location; put her in the trunk, and DON'T TAPE HER MOUTH! If she'd vomit with the tape on she WILL die! You may be a psycho for doing this; but you're probably not a necrophile!

Now do what you want! Have fun

Jeezuz, that's a lot of work, but to be honest I often wonder how ugly people get together, this is a plausible explanation. bwahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:00 pm

NiveaForMen wrote:
freestyler_3 wrote:
Desperate perhaps?

No, actually it was my idea. I'm not desperate for sex, but ironically a found believer of virginity till marriage. (in before "You're gay, aren't you?" and "Ha! You can't get a girl!").

The full plan is scouting a bus stop. As soon as there's just one woman at the stop; you wait for about two minutes and then approach her. Make sure you're wearing a long trench coat and a gas mask. Bring a second gas mask, rigged with chloroform filled filters for your victim. You'll proceed to walk towards her, and ask her whether she hasn't heard yet. You'll pass her the gas mask and tell her to wear it. If she doesn't want to - start explaining that North Korea attacked the US.. With nuke's. Some countries have already been faded off the map; and that the mask is a precaution to prevent inhaling nuclear particles. No need to say anything after the puts the mask on - she'd faint in a matter of seconds. Quickly get the mask off her head (a high dose of chloroform can be lethal!) and then drag her to your car. Just pretend she has fainted when people are giving you weird looks. Put her in the front seat; tape her hands and legs together and have a chloroform drenched rag ready in case she wakes up. Make sure you calm yourself down before driving off - driving like a jack ass will catch you some unwanted attention. Also make sure you put a seatbelt around the girl. Now drive to the nearest abandoned location; put her in the trunk, and DON'T TAPE HER MOUTH! If she'd vomit with the tape on she WILL die! You may be a psycho for doing this; but you're probably not a necrophile!

Now do what you want! Have fun
prob easier to bang a hooker
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:00 pm

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NiveaForMen wrote:
freestyler_3 wrote:
Desperate perhaps?

No, actually it was my idea. I'm not desperate for sex, but ironically a found believer of virginity till marriage. (in before "You're gay, aren't you?" and "Ha! You can't get a girl!").

The full plan is scouting a bus stop. As soon as there's just one woman at the stop; you wait for about two minutes and then approach her. Make sure you're wearing a long trench coat and a gas mask. Bring a second gas mask, rigged with chloroform filled filters for your victim. You'll proceed to walk towards her, and ask her whether she hasn't heard yet. You'll pass her the gas mask and tell her to wear it. If she doesn't want to - start explaining that North Korea attacked the US.. With nuke's. Some countries have already been faded off the map; and that the mask is a precaution to prevent inhaling nuclear particles. No need to say anything after the puts the mask on - she'd faint in a matter of seconds. Quickly get the mask off her head (a high dose of chloroform can be lethal!) and then drag her to your car. Just pretend she has fainted when people are giving you weird looks. Put her in the front seat; tape her hands and legs together and have a chloroform drenched rag ready in case she wakes up. Make sure you calm yourself down before driving off - driving like a jack ass will catch you some unwanted attention. Also make sure you put a seatbelt around the girl. Now drive to the nearest abandoned location; put her in the trunk, and DON'T TAPE HER MOUTH! If she'd vomit with the tape on she WILL die! You may be a psycho for doing this; but you're probably not a necrophile!

Now do what you want! Have fun
prob easier to bang a hooker

..Which will cost more and only give you fun for an hour.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:02 pm

MCMXCII wrote:
What do you plan on doing upon completion of said operation?

Well he is a virgin...He gonna get freaky...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:03 pm

NiveaForMen wrote:
TGD_02 wrote:
NiveaForMen wrote:
freestyler_3 wrote:
Desperate perhaps?

No, actually it was my idea. I'm not desperate for sex, but ironically a found believer of virginity till marriage. (in before "You're gay, aren't you?" and "Ha! You can't get a girl!").

The full plan is scouting a bus stop. As soon as there's just one woman at the stop; you wait for about two minutes and then approach her. Make sure you're wearing a long trench coat and a gas mask. Bring a second gas mask, rigged with chloroform filled filters for your victim. You'll proceed to walk towards her, and ask her whether she hasn't heard yet. You'll pass her the gas mask and tell her to wear it. If she doesn't want to - start explaining that North Korea attacked the US.. With nuke's. Some countries have already been faded off the map; and that the mask is a precaution to prevent inhaling nuclear particles. No need to say anything after the puts the mask on - she'd faint in a matter of seconds. Quickly get the mask off her head (a high dose of chloroform can be lethal!) and then drag her to your car. Just pretend she has fainted when people are giving you weird looks. Put her in the front seat; tape her hands and legs together and have a chloroform drenched rag ready in case she wakes up. Make sure you calm yourself down before driving off - driving like a jack ass will catch you some unwanted attention. Also make sure you put a seatbelt around the girl. Now drive to the nearest abandoned location; put her in the trunk, and DON'T TAPE HER MOUTH! If she'd vomit with the tape on she WILL die! You may be a psycho for doing this; but you're probably not a necrophile!

Now do what you want! Have fun
prob easier to bang a hooker

..Which will cost more and only give you fun for an hour.
rather pay for sex and keep on living as opposed to gettin caught and being forced to swallow by big bubba in jail...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:04 pm

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What do you plan on doing upon completion of said operation?

HOLY SHIT!! I thought I was having a stroke. Then I realised *some* admin had edited my post. You just gave me today's second biggest WTF-moment.

First biggest was when I awoken by someone whispering "shit" in my ear. I could hear it clear as day, but when I looked around the flat was completely empty. Oh Em Gee
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:05 pm

lol! Awesome
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:05 pm

Heero Valentine wrote:
MCMXCII wrote:
What do you plan on doing upon completion of said operation?

Well he is a virgin...He gonna get freaky...

Okay, now you're fucking with my head.. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Topic Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:08 pm

MCMXCII wrote:
MCMXCII wrote:
What do you plan on doing upon completion of said operation?

HOLY SHIT!! I thought I was having a stroke. Then I realised *some* admin had edited my post. You just gave me today's second biggest WTF-moment.

First biggest was when I awoken by someone whispering "shit" in my ear. I could hear it clear as day, but when I looked around the flat was completely empty. Oh Em Gee

THAT IS A VERY GOOD SCAREDY STORY MY FRND. POST IN MY TOPIC 2 SHARE UNEXPLENEABLE STORIES affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid
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